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To inspire Phish to not only play their best, but to welcome the next generation of Phish fans to an east coast festival, everyone should have an orgy.
Here's how it goes. The band comes out, then as soon as the first note is played we all immediately strip down naked and start fucking each other. Every one of us. An epic 50,000 person poundtown orgy, not only the biggest but the dirtiest the world has ever seen. Guiness will be there to count how many are fucking, so no heavy drinking before the show I don't want whiskey dick stealing my Guiness record chance.
If anyone is single and doesn't have a girl or guy they're with, try and quickly pair yourself up with a stray, and if that doesn't work begin enthusiastically masterbating while staring at the band. Everyone else should also, obviously, be looking at the band during this orgy.
Here's how it goes. The band comes out, then as soon as the first note is played we all immediately strip down naked and start fucking each other. Every one of us. An epic 50,000 person poundtown orgy, not only the biggest but the dirtiest the world has ever seen. Guiness will be there to count how many are fucking, so no heavy drinking before the show I don't want whiskey dick stealing my Guiness record chance.
If anyone is single and doesn't have a girl or guy they're with, try and quickly pair yourself up with a stray, and if that doesn't work begin enthusiastically masterbating while staring at the band. Everyone else should also, obviously, be looking at the band during this orgy.
LOTTTTT OF DUDES, BRAH
no thenkz
no thenkz
if you'd been to a phish show, you'd realize that 90% of the crowd are not people you want to see naked, and your idea is, therefore, revolting.
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Originally Posted by joshrl if you'd been to a phish show, you'd realize that 90% of the crowd are not people you want to see naked, and your idea is, therefore, revolting. |
'If anyone is single and doesn't have a girl or guy they're with, try and quickly pair yourself up with a stray, and if that doesn't work begin enthusiastically masterbating while staring at the band. Everyone else should also, obviously, be looking at the band during this orgy."
This is the best part!! Anyhow, I think this is a great idea
This is the best part!! Anyhow, I think this is a great idea
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Originally Posted by joshrl if you'd been to a phish show, you'd realize that 90% of the crowd are not people you want to see naked, and your idea is, therefore, revolting. |
Blindfolds, Brah!!!! Blindfolds!!! It can happen
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Originally Posted by eolsen411 LOTTTTT OF DUDES, BRAH
no thenkz |
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Originally Posted by joshrl if you'd been to a phish show, you'd realize that 90% of the crowd are not people you want to see naked, and your idea is, therefore, revolting. |
haha ive had this idea for quite some time although it involved a lot less dudes and no phish. win some lose some
If it were with the girls I saw in Bethel then I'm down. Those shows had some HOT girls
I'm here for the gang bang
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Originally Posted by joshrl if you'd been to a phish show, you'd realize that 90% of the crowd are not people you want to see naked, and your idea is, therefore, revolting. |
::changes july 4th plans::
::books ticket to NY::
::books ticket to NY::
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Originally Posted by joshrl if you'd been to a phish show, you'd realize that 90% of the crowd are not people you want to see naked, and your idea is, therefore, revolting. |
This would be awesome. Your description is vivid. What's that smell?
It's gotta be done for the first set of the festival. Minimize wook vag stank.
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Originally Posted by xibalba This would be awesome. Your description is vivid. What's that smell? |
Day 3 Festy pussy getting pounded? Terrible smell
Yes it's key that said orgy takes place the moment Phish plays their first note, first set, first day.
mouth's a mouth
If there are no babes around, it's not gay to suck a dick.
Don't forget suntan lotion. The last thing you need is a sun burned butt.
Mt for horsehole's take on this...
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Christ, it's actually more than 90.
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Originally Posted by eolsen411 LOTTTTT OF DUDES, BRAH
no thenkz |
This is why it's called Superball
Can't blame him for trying. Hilarious.
This already happened during the lemonwheel tweezergumbosanity
Field full of team and or clown fucking lizards and serpents...the green gels were sooooooo good
Field full of team and or clown fucking lizards and serpents...the green gels were sooooooo good
Dudes in the front row are gonna get worked!!!
how bout we just strip naked?
so you wanna break the Guinness record for largest gay orgy?
it would look a little something like this:
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/104260/unemployed-men-having-sex-with-each-other
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/104260/unemployed-men-having-sex-with-each-other