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"poverty dinner" hahahahahaha
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Originally Posted by Phikus_420 Quote:
this is favorite ever. "and by bro i mean never my bro, fucking faggot." that dude is a genius. who posted this originally? |
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Yeah, I remember the first time I saw Trey at a bar. It was a pinnacle moment of my life.
I'll never forget walking up to those flowing red locks, sitting down next to him and ordering a Mai Thai. He gave me a glance from the side and gave me a nod and a smirk. The kind of nod and smirk that says, "that's my kind of man."
My drink was only half-slid across the bar counter before Trey started to pipe up with his opiate-crackled robust voice. "You come here often?"
I took a single sip of my Mai Thai. "You must be a libra", I retorted, with masculinity.
That's when we got to talking. We laughed, we cried. I told him of the day my dog died; he told me of the day he got his first DUI.
It must have been 4 or 5 Mai Thais before I first decided to pop the big question.
"So", I recited, between drags of my cigarette, "How about Alaska > Wading tonight?"
Trey busted out a sly chuckle, and the rest was history.
12/31/11
I'll never forget walking up to those flowing red locks, sitting down next to him and ordering a Mai Thai. He gave me a glance from the side and gave me a nod and a smirk. The kind of nod and smirk that says, "that's my kind of man."
My drink was only half-slid across the bar counter before Trey started to pipe up with his opiate-crackled robust voice. "You come here often?"
I took a single sip of my Mai Thai. "You must be a libra", I retorted, with masculinity.
That's when we got to talking. We laughed, we cried. I told him of the day my dog died; he told me of the day he got his first DUI.
It must have been 4 or 5 Mai Thais before I first decided to pop the big question.
"So", I recited, between drags of my cigarette, "How about Alaska > Wading tonight?"
Trey busted out a sly chuckle, and the rest was history.
12/31/11
the only thing that is perfectly clear in this thread is that the only thing PTers do worse than disrespect genius is to create confusion.
you clowns dont have a fucking clue. you're talking shit about the artists that create the music you 'love'?
you sit on here and drool over any possible tourdates, any possible info about recordings, any possible info about members involved in the process and then you don't even know who wrote what or when or with whom?
just such a sad state of things. I know that PT doesnt represent the phanbase, i get it, but holy shit if you guys arent the biggest
CUNTS
ive ever seen
EVER
vkftmfw
you clowns dont have a fucking clue. you're talking shit about the artists that create the music you 'love'?
you sit on here and drool over any possible tourdates, any possible info about recordings, any possible info about members involved in the process and then you don't even know who wrote what or when or with whom?
just such a sad state of things. I know that PT doesnt represent the phanbase, i get it, but holy shit if you guys arent the biggest
CUNTS
ive ever seen
EVER
vkftmfw
Okay, I am fucking sick and fucking tired of these fucking threads about rape! RAPE IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY! Joke about anything else you want, /b/...
Joke about cp, joke about loli, joke about murder, joke about drugs, but DON'T FUCKING JOKE ABOUT RAPE! Rape DESTROYS a woman, it STRIPS HER OF HUMANITY! It is disgusting, inhumane, regressive and insane. RAPE IS OFF THE FUCKING TABLE, /b/, NOT EVEN YOU FUCKING VIRGIN ASSHOLES CAN BE SUCH FUCKHOLES THAT YOU JOKE ABOUT A WOMAN'S WOMANHOOD BEING VIOLATED!
And no, I am not some lesbian dyke cunt, I am a woman. I was raped. My virginity taken from me, I can never give it to a man I love. I was raped again and again and again and again and again by a random stranger when I was 15, And between you and me something amazing happened...and now I can talk to animals! Its really cool! But totally a secret. And you know what? Life's never been the same.
Joke about cp, joke about loli, joke about murder, joke about drugs, but DON'T FUCKING JOKE ABOUT RAPE! Rape DESTROYS a woman, it STRIPS HER OF HUMANITY! It is disgusting, inhumane, regressive and insane. RAPE IS OFF THE FUCKING TABLE, /b/, NOT EVEN YOU FUCKING VIRGIN ASSHOLES CAN BE SUCH FUCKHOLES THAT YOU JOKE ABOUT A WOMAN'S WOMANHOOD BEING VIOLATED!
And no, I am not some lesbian dyke cunt, I am a woman. I was raped. My virginity taken from me, I can never give it to a man I love. I was raped again and again and again and again and again by a random stranger when I was 15, And between you and me something amazing happened...and now I can talk to animals! Its really cool! But totally a secret. And you know what? Life's never been the same.
Whatever. I don't want to go to the vermont show. seems like no one really even has a clue as to what rock n' roll even means anymore. Things are different now. Most Jersey and NY 3.0 fans think their taste in music is beyond reproach because they are one of 8 kids in their high school class that listen to phish. Same fucks that are gonna whore out for all of the local tickets too!! these kids are going to show up in Essex like lloyd christmas and harry dunne when they show up in aspen with a briefcase full of cash. yeah, you're in the right place, but all you ny suburb babies and jersey brats are fucking wrong and ignorantly blissful. you strut around in your orange and sky blue tuxes, thinking your the belle of the ball, but everyone around you thinks you look like an asshole and are in over your heads. makes me sick. most die hard fans that have given a shit about these guys for more than the last decade agree. I really wanna know what happened. sure, gas prices are higher and the economy is down but that doesnt mean the scene needs to be dilluted with water. fucking water is all these bitch kids are. I used to fly to shows just be with the closest 5,000 members of my family. these NY/pussy CT and bitch Jersey tard spuns are not spending money on seeing family or Phish! they are going to be seen and be in a moment that does not exist outside of what we already brought to it 15 years ago. makes me sick...
Funny story about when DustyVT Haselton was over that my buddy's parents house a couple years ago during christmas. my best friends sister caught dusty haselton taking her panties from the bathroom after she had showered. She was 12 and asked dusty what he was going to do with girls panties. I guess he told her that he was going to try them on. She didnt believe him. I guess DustyVT then asked her if she wanted to see .She thought about getting her brother for a moment but then said heck yes. He asked her to close her eyes and put them on. She said as soon as dusty haselton had them on he was hard. She said "oh my you have a boner". He said "I sure do". She told dusty to hold on and that she will be right back to give her first hand job. Dusty said it would also the first hand job by someone else for him too. She ran and got her brother (my old roommate) while Dusty stood alone in the bathroom. They kicked him out of the house without his clothes and nothing but panties on and a hard on. Remember that little episode Dusty? Never thought someone would bring that up here, did ya MR. Sandusty?
Since you don’t seem to understand any other way, I’ll give you one more opportunity to “get it”... STOP FUCKING RUNNING YOUR MOUTH ABOUT ME.
I have received three facebook messages today asking why you posted this as your facebook status: “L_________ G__________ is a fucking C*nt. SIGH… now I feel better for getting that off my chest!!” Are you serious?? You don’t know me! I don’t know you! Who are you??? I don’t know people who use the c-word like that!! I’m not sure what your problem is with me, but it needs to stop NOW.
Stop sending me crazy PM’s. Stop talking about me to MY friends.
You say I’m “bad mouthing” you because I made a reference to penisliz in a post. Here is the actual post:
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Originally Posted by LG4WSP
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Originally Posted by thisaintnodisco
THE last straw LG.
Oh good lord! I hope I chose the correct BWM. I think the 'wanker should update the song list instead of mod penisliz and hallandoats!
If you think is me “bad mouthing” you then you really don’t want to see me bad mouth you… I don’t have shit to say about you because I DON’T KNOW YOU!! I can post on PT about whatever I want to. It’s not my fault you went psycho on the internet and posted about all kinds of crazy shit. Now NO ONE can even make reference it? HA! If you think that shit is going to go away just because you had the threads modded or because you want it to you are setting yourself up for disappointment. No one forgot it and no one forgot about how crazy you are!
After you sent me that PM, I asked you not to PM me back. Of course you did. You went all junior high and told me to “get a life” and “go to the gym or something”. Really? It sounds like YOU are the one who needs to ‘get a life’, you are sitting here posting on your facebook about me and you don’t even know me! How psycho is that?
I’m not sure why you seem to be so obsessed with me? It’s not flattering and it’s really starting to freak me out. I’m not sure how I ended up in this or why you have decided to be a hater, but seriously, drop it. Take your own advice and “leave my name out of your mouth”.
I usually avoid confrontation at all costs, but when you deliberately talk about me/post about me to where other people come to me and say something, I have no choice but to confront you head on about it. So since your preferred method of communication is to blast someone over the internet... here ya go!
I have received three facebook messages today asking why you posted this as your facebook status: “L_________ G__________ is a fucking C*nt. SIGH… now I feel better for getting that off my chest!!” Are you serious?? You don’t know me! I don’t know you! Who are you??? I don’t know people who use the c-word like that!! I’m not sure what your problem is with me, but it needs to stop NOW.
Stop sending me crazy PM’s. Stop talking about me to MY friends.
You say I’m “bad mouthing” you because I made a reference to penisliz in a post. Here is the actual post:
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Originally Posted by LG4WSP
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Originally Posted by thisaintnodisco
THE last straw LG.
Oh good lord! I hope I chose the correct BWM. I think the 'wanker should update the song list instead of mod penisliz and hallandoats!
If you think is me “bad mouthing” you then you really don’t want to see me bad mouth you… I don’t have shit to say about you because I DON’T KNOW YOU!! I can post on PT about whatever I want to. It’s not my fault you went psycho on the internet and posted about all kinds of crazy shit. Now NO ONE can even make reference it? HA! If you think that shit is going to go away just because you had the threads modded or because you want it to you are setting yourself up for disappointment. No one forgot it and no one forgot about how crazy you are!
After you sent me that PM, I asked you not to PM me back. Of course you did. You went all junior high and told me to “get a life” and “go to the gym or something”. Really? It sounds like YOU are the one who needs to ‘get a life’, you are sitting here posting on your facebook about me and you don’t even know me! How psycho is that?
I’m not sure why you seem to be so obsessed with me? It’s not flattering and it’s really starting to freak me out. I’m not sure how I ended up in this or why you have decided to be a hater, but seriously, drop it. Take your own advice and “leave my name out of your mouth”.
I usually avoid confrontation at all costs, but when you deliberately talk about me/post about me to where other people come to me and say something, I have no choice but to confront you head on about it. So since your preferred method of communication is to blast someone over the internet... here ya go!
MT
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Originally Posted by Dude_of_Life Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to: M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc. Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A. along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one. |
Amazing
wtf are you talking about? do you want to be bumped from this thread right now? "love these movies"? these are cinematic masterpieces, did you just say that so the siskel and ebert angels take you to movie heaven in your dreams? please tell me you said that because you truly believed you were unique in posting that. no way you just said, "I love these movies" in a Godfather thread. EVERYBODY LOVES THESE MOVIES. DID YOU THINK YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE WHO EVER LOD THESE MOVIES? IS THAT WHY YPU POSTED THAT?!
Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks, but dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes who just wanna shit on everything. Pussies may think that they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much, or fuck when it isn't appropriate, and it takes a pussy to show 'em that. But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are only an inch and a half away from assholes. I don't know much in this crazy crazy world. But I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're gonna have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit.
t_s with a gem
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Originally Posted by WarmCarl Whatever. I don't want to go to the vermont show. seems like no one really even has a clue as to what rock n' roll even means anymore. Things are different now. Most Jersey and NY 3.0 fans think their taste in music is beyond reproach because they are one of 8 kids in their high school class that listen to phish. Same fucks that are gonna whore out for all of the local tickets too!! these kids are going to show up in Essex like lloyd christmas and harry dunne when they show up in aspen with a briefcase full of cash. yeah, you're in the right place, but all you ny suburb babies and jersey brats are fucking wrong and ignorantly blissful. you strut around in your orange and sky blue tuxes, thinking your the belle of the ball, but everyone around you thinks you look like an asshole and are in over your heads. makes me sick. most die hard fans that have given a shit about these guys for more than the last decade agree. I really wanna know what happened. sure, gas prices are higher and the economy is down but that doesnt mean the scene needs to be dilluted with water. fucking water is all these bitch kids are. I used to fly to shows just be with the closest 5,000 members of my family. these NY/pussy CT and bitch Jersey tard spuns are not spending money on seeing family or Phish! they are going to be seen and be in a moment that does not exist outside of what we already brought to it 15 years ago. makes me sick... |
always been one of my later favs
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Originally Posted by ihatephish I HAVE LIVED OFF OF COUNTY HWY D NEAR ALPINE VALLEY FOR THE PAST 24 YEARS AND OFTEN FEEL THE RESIDUAL NEGATIVE EFFECTS OF THE CONCERTS. NEVER HAVE I HAD AN INCIDENT SUCH AS THE ONE THAT OCCURRED ON SATURDY NIGHT (JUN. 20) FOLLOWING A "PHISH" MUSICAL. OUR DOG WOKE US AT 1:30 AM MAKING A RUCKUS. WE HAVE A SMALL WARMING HOUSE NEAR THE EDGE OF THE HIGHWAY THAT I BUILT FOR OUR DAUGHTERS (NOW GROWN) TO WAIT FOR THE SCHOOLBUSES IN. THE LIGHT IN IT WAS ON AND SOMEONE WAS INSIDE. I PUT ON CLOTHES AND APPROACHED AND FOUND HIM DEFECATING ON THE FLOOR. HAD HAIR LOOKED LIKE A DOORMAT. EYES WERE BUGGY LIKE I REMEMBER ON MEN IN VIETNAM. I HAD A SHOTGUN AND TOLD HIM HE WAS GOING TO CLEAN UP THE DEFECATE. BUT I AM OLD (71 NOW) AND MADE A MISTAKE, RETURNING TO THE HOUSE TO GET A HOSE AND BUCKET. HE RAN IN THE DIRECTION OF THE INTERSTATE AND I DIDNOT FOLLOW.
MY MESSAGE IS THIS: GET YOUR PEOPLE IN ORDER "PHISH". AND NEVER COME TO ALPINE VALLEY AGAIN. SHAME ON YOU. I AM POSTING ON CRAIGLIST BECAUSE I HAVE USED IT TO SELL TRUCK PARTS AND LAWN FURNTITURE AND DOUBT AN EDITOR'S LETTER IN THE JOURNAL/SENTINEL WILL REACH "PHISH" PEOPLE, WHO MY NEIGHBOR SAYS ARE MOSTLY FROM ILLINOIS OR EASTCOAST. I AM ALSO LOOKING FOR AN APOLOGY FROM THE MAN WHO COMMITTED THIS ACT. HE LEFT BEHIND A WHITE HAT WITH AN ALIEN ON IT. ALSO A GLASS THING. I AM GOING TO THROW THEM AWAY. |
this quite possibly is the best one of all time