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I know a couple kids in music school who had a contest as to who would be the first to find an 'ostrich'... that is, fuck a girl from behind in a bathroom while her head is in the toilet.
a couple weeks later at the local dive one of them pulls it off and leaves a voicemail on his buddy's phone declaring victory. excerpts from that call would later be included in the song 'The Ostrich', which went something to the effect of:
be my ostrich... you stupid bitch
oh be my ostrich... you stupid slut
excerpts from the voicemail included:
holy shit! I'm lookin at her from across the bar and her hairs drippin wet!
I wish I could get my hands on that song again.
a couple weeks later at the local dive one of them pulls it off and leaves a voicemail on his buddy's phone declaring victory. excerpts from that call would later be included in the song 'The Ostrich', which went something to the effect of:
be my ostrich... you stupid bitch
oh be my ostrich... you stupid slut
excerpts from the voicemail included:
holy shit! I'm lookin at her from across the bar and her hairs drippin wet!
I wish I could get my hands on that song again.
wasted drunk. banged chicked in unisex bathroom for about 15min. only bathroom in bar. people banging on doors. we got kicked out. really trashy shit on our part. we was trashed.
anyways, she left her purse at bar and her panties in the bathroom. she had to get her purse next morning...total walk of shame
anyways, she left her purse at bar and her panties in the bathroom. she had to get her purse next morning...total walk of shame
I fucked in the bathroom of the happy village in Chicago once. Bartender saw my gf and I walk out and just laughed.
bar hump bump
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Originally Posted by lushrambler
Around 8AM the other morning, gotta bj while sitting on the pooltable upstairs at my local bar/laundramat. Was wasted and not caring about the drunks downstairs. When her and I came downstairs there was a standing ovation and hi fives passed around. She was a good sport about it, bless her heart.
8 AM? Impressive, sir. What kind of establishment is this?
This would be IGORS on St Charles in New Orleans. bar, laundramat, pool, and food. No food was consumed, except for the dirtleg who ate a sausage. No telling how many ppl witnessed, but still get hi fives. UGH!
Originally Posted by lushrambler
Around 8AM the other morning, gotta bj while sitting on the pooltable upstairs at my local bar/laundramat. Was wasted and not caring about the drunks downstairs. When her and I came downstairs there was a standing ovation and hi fives passed around. She was a good sport about it, bless her heart.
8 AM? Impressive, sir. What kind of establishment is this?
This would be IGORS on St Charles in New Orleans. bar, laundramat, pool, and food. No food was consumed, except for the dirtleg who ate a sausage. No telling how many ppl witnessed, but still get hi fives. UGH!
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Originally Posted by EgoTesticle Quote:
http://appsychology.com/MY%20STUDENTS/Life%20List/lists%2006-07/PitigerN.htm Second to the last line |
how about the line where it says she's got 3 kids?
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Originally Posted by potkettleblack I can't fuck so close to where people piss and shit. |
so I guess that rules out vaginas?
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Originally Posted by EgoTesticle Quote:
http://appsychology.com/MY%20STUDENTS/Life%20List/lists%2006-07/PitigerN.htm Second to the last line |
"Visit Africa and help the little black children"
LOL
http://www.ronnipitiger.com/
lulz, this is Nicole's mom.
Schedule a free one-hour consultation:
Ronni@RonniPitiger.com
914-494-0688
lulz, this is Nicole's mom.
Schedule a free one-hour consultation:
Ronni@RonniPitiger.com
914-494-0688
Never in a bar bathroom, but plenty friend's bathrooms and hotel bathrooms. I like to keep it classy.
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Originally Posted by JWheels Quote:
so I guess that rules out vaginas? |
LOL
I just find it incredibly hilarious that the mother of a girl who was fucking a dude on a bathroom is a holistic health counselor.
there was also this comment on iKarma:
Mike Jones (N/R)
Rating:
Relationship
Monday, January 10, 2011
Review #5388
I had an advanced accounting class with Nicole. We had a "group" assignment at the end of the course that accounted for 35% of our grade. Each group member (there were 3) had an equal share of the project. She failed to complete her portion of the assignment. The day before our presentation she informed us that she had not even started her work because she had "been busy with parties and stuff, you know" and that it didn't matter to her because she was "getting an A in this class regardless because I worked something out with Professor X." Not being able to complete approximately 40 hours worth of work in 12 hours, we failed the next day. I and the other girl in our group both failed the class.
http://ikarma.com/review/5388
sound like a huge manipulative whore all around.
there was also this comment on iKarma:
Mike Jones (N/R)
Rating:
Relationship
Monday, January 10, 2011
Review #5388
I had an advanced accounting class with Nicole. We had a "group" assignment at the end of the course that accounted for 35% of our grade. Each group member (there were 3) had an equal share of the project. She failed to complete her portion of the assignment. The day before our presentation she informed us that she had not even started her work because she had "been busy with parties and stuff, you know" and that it didn't matter to her because she was "getting an A in this class regardless because I worked something out with Professor X." Not being able to complete approximately 40 hours worth of work in 12 hours, we failed the next day. I and the other girl in our group both failed the class.
http://ikarma.com/review/5388
sound like a huge manipulative whore all around.
"Is the type of man you want? Someone who will try to make it with you in the toilet?" - Tony Montana
my bad Manny said that ^^^
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Originally Posted by lushrambler Quote:
Originally Posted by lushrambler Around 8AM the other morning, gotta bj while sitting on the pooltable upstairs at my local bar/laundramat. Was wasted and not caring about the drunks downstairs. When her and I came downstairs there was a standing ovation and hi fives passed around. She was a good sport about it, bless her heart. 8 AM? Impressive, sir. What kind of establishment is this? This would be IGORS on St Charles in New Orleans. bar, laundramat, pool, and food. No food was consumed, except for the dirtleg who ate a sausage. No telling how many ppl witnessed, but still get hi fives. UGH! |
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Originally Posted by njdevils9984 Quote:
Sucks that the bouncer Mike just died. He was the man |
buddies were there the weekend he died. i havent been there in a couple of years.
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Originally Posted by VirgilcoCaine http://www.ronnipitiger.com/
lulz, this is Nicole's mom. Schedule a free one-hour consultation: Ronni@RonniPitiger.com 914-494-0688 |
this chick is from westchester? mom is a MILF.
https://www.facebook.com/ronni.pitiger
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Originally Posted by rightoff Quote:
LOL |
^^^^^^my favorite post of the day
haven't in a bar bathroom, just in friends' bathrooms in the middle of the night
i have, however, gotten fingered on a subway platform
i have, however, gotten fingered on a subway platform
yeah_yeah suzy_suzy