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Posted: 04/03/08 11:57PM ET
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"smoking a menthol cigarette does not replace brushing your teeth
you can have oatmeal stout for breakfast"
ha ha, nice. : ) My favorites so far.
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Posted: 04/04/08 12:00AM ET
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Take care of your shoes and stash
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Posted: 04/04/08 12:05AM ET
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Bummed is what you are when you go back to your car and it has been towed...Merriweather post pavillion '00
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Posted: 04/04/08 12:06AM ET
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follow the "pop: fffffaassssshhhhhhh"...
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Posted: 04/04/08 12:08AM ET
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"Gold Bond is the most important toiletry in the world during the summer"
Truer words have never been spoken.
Make hippies riding with you pay for the first tank of gas, not the second...they are likely to be in another car by then.
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Posted: 04/04/08 12:11AM ET
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no matter how much it itches don't scratch it...
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Posted: 04/04/08 12:14AM ET
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socks are VERY important
nitrous usually isn't worth the headache
my ghetto blaster can play at top volume for 3 and a half hours with 19 fresh DD batteries
Russo's Law: never eat the chicken, eat the pizza if it's free
Holiday Inn Express can start to feel like Home
keep all drugs in one of the tires on your car, so stealth
skipping a few shows to play golf, go swimming/hiking, or just visiting loved ones will ensure you miss some magic, but imo, ensure you keep your sanity/perspective
a pitbull is as smart as it's owner
know how to make a bloody mary...while driving...
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Posted: 04/04/08 12:16AM ET
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^poetry right there
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Posted: 04/04/08 12:17AM ET
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thanks plant
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Posted: 04/04/08 12:29AM ET
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see porky's has been on tour..hurly/phanart wishes he went on tour
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Posted: 04/04/08 12:33AM ET
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i agree on visiting relatives. i skipped charlotte in 03 to see my aunt and uncle in SC. well worth it
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Posted: 04/04/08 1:00AM ET
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go to bed
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Posted: 04/04/08 1:11AM ET
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lol
i wish i could...
::meets deadline::
::drinks heavily::
::dies a little inside::
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Posted: 04/04/08 1:28AM ET
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give it time porky. time heals all wounds.
and some H
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Posted: 04/04/08 1:30AM ET
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Don't put twinkies on your pizza...
and...
mixing lines of ketamine, molly, and cocain is always a good idea at 5am.
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Posted: 04/04/08 1:30AM ET
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huh?
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Posted: 04/04/08 1:36AM ET
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""Gold Bond is the most important toiletry in the world during the summer""
after reading the thread - i triple this.
i was walking down shakedown at langerado this year yelling about goldb bond and a guy walking towards me whipped out a big bag and handed it off to me - best kickdown all festival.
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Posted: 04/04/08 1:36AM ET
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stash your shit real good while driving through Utah
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Posted: 04/04/08 1:37AM ET
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Wal-Mart will let you park your RV in their parking lot all night.
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Posted: 04/04/08 1:40AM ET
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the religious nutcakes actually make some good apple cider.
there are nowhere near enough mental institutes in america to hold all the crazies.
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Posted: 04/04/08 1:41AM ET
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liquid and molly is the best thing ever
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Posted: 04/04/08 1:42AM ET
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"Wal-Mart will let you park your RV in their parking lot all night."
LOL
niiiiice...
ser tr00f.
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Posted: 04/04/08 4:11AM ET
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n00bs
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Posted: 04/04/08 5:00AM ET
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2 pens
Sweat towel, preferably an absorbent, yet wicking fast drying type
Bag clip, binder clip, clothespin etc. to clip closed that damned crack in the curtain at hotels
Red Roof Inn is your best value, 10 nights = 1 free night
Exit 420, Highway 69 is in Kansas City
South Carolina Sucks
Never use mapquest or trust anyone who does.
Cruise Control is your friend.
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Posted: 04/04/08 5:13AM ET
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Buying the $3 gas treatment at random gas stations saves you a couple cents on every mile you drive.
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Posted: 04/04/08 5:17AM ET
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u dont want to know
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Posted: 04/04/08 5:58AM ET
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poop tents are brilliant.
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Posted: 04/04/08 6:02AM ET
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befriend someone who works at a golf course. runaway golfcart marathons are the shit.
you can cut out a plastic solo cup to look like a wristband during peak traffic.
don't park at wendy's next to the fillmore in denver. but when you do, pass on the ride offer from the chick living in her ryder truck and hold off for the girl with the microbus at the carwash.
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Posted: 04/04/08 6:07AM ET
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the5guyandwebbstar=THE REV. GDF.
obv,
::jah blesses thread::
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Posted: 04/04/08 6:08AM ET
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never trust any guy under 60 who is missing one or more of his front teeth. chances are he deserved to lose them...
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