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Posted: 04/04/08 9:05AM ET
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shit can, and will often, somehow find its way onto parts of a portapotty that you only thought possible by physically picking it up and throwing it with your hand
assplosion'd
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Posted: 04/04/08 9:07AM ET
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oh and,
wait until AFTER you take your poop to eat all that stuff Wes gave you
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Posted: 04/04/08 9:09AM ET
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NY State encourages you to pull over and sleep anywhere if your driving exausted
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Posted: 04/04/08 9:23AM ET
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•never pet a burning dog
•just because you are paranoid does not mean they are not watching you
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Posted: 04/04/08 9:23AM ET
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I agree with the Gold Bond. Absolutely essential. After you've built up a tolerance to the yellow bottle, however it's necessary to move on to extra strength in the green bottle.
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Posted: 04/04/08 9:32AM ET
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Embrace, yet be afraid of, spray bottles.
Witch Hazel is your friend.
Miracles do happen.
It's worth targeting the off night/out of the way show.
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Posted: 04/04/08 9:35AM ET
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"NY State encourages you to pull over and sleep anywhere if your driving exausted"
And Wisconsin is the exact opposite, they will try to arrest you for sleeping on the ground at rest stops. I was apparently kicked by a cop and wouldnt wake up so they let me be, i got lucky from what i was told
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Posted: 04/04/08 9:41AM ET
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*Setbreak is never 10 mins
*Don't give consent, they're gonna do it anyway.
*NJ Cops will target out of state plates.
*There is always 1 good cop and 1 bad cop.
*Don't go see WSP, they suck.
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Posted: 04/04/08 9:42AM ET
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never trust a wook
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Posted: 04/04/08 10:15AM ET
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"And Wisconsin is the exact opposite, they will try to arrest you for sleeping on the ground at rest stops. I was apparently kicked by a cop and wouldnt wake up so they let me be, i got lucky from what i was told"
So true, That is how I woke up one morning after alpine valley. I got a swift kick to the ribs, rolled over like what the fuck and was staring at a Wisconsin cop who told me I had 15 mins to wake up and get the hell out of his rest stop
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Posted: 04/04/08 10:19AM ET
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never trust:
-a guy who told you freddy kreguer was going to pick him and the few chosen ones in the mother ship later that night.
-a guy that told you jerry garcia is really trey's father and trey is really his father.
-you can buy grilled chicken wraps and patchys from the same wook for a dec. price.
-don't ever go down on a chick that looks like she could've been one of jesus' diciples.
-if an ugly wookette tells you she'll flash you for a hit of your joint DO NOT COMPLY, ever.
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Posted: 04/04/08 10:21AM ET
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- Always check for beer bottles under the tires.
- Water: it's 75% of you.
- Several states still sell mini-thins. Best go ahead and get the big bottle.
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Posted: 04/04/08 10:36AM ET
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this thread took off. thanks PT!
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Posted: 04/04/08 10:42AM ET
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The highway is for gamblers, better use your sense.
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Posted: 04/04/08 10:47AM ET
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Ah rest stop rules. Wisconsin is the worst obviously followed by Ohio that has a law saying if you want to sleep in your car (for 2 hours only) you have to sign a book - with the time that you signed it.
The best rest stops? I-8 just west of where it diverges from I-10 in AZ. There's a sign saying, "Overnight parking permitted" and you can see more stars there than you can possibly count. There's also a great one on I-5 just south of Portland. The parking lot loops around three times, each one further away from the highway. If you park in the last one, you can't even hear the road.
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Posted: 04/04/08 10:55AM ET
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"Several states still sell mini-thins. Best go ahead and get the big bottle."
awesome!
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Posted: 04/04/08 10:58AM ET
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spauldazzio
I am sorry to say that no states in the us still sell ephedrine. You can buy mini-thins but they are either pseudo-ephedrine or ephedra. You can't buy any real mini-thins since 2005. I really hope I am wrong but I know I am not. Made to Miami in 16 hours from Ohio on those things. I think my hair grew an inch on the drive
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Posted: 04/04/08 11:02AM ET
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I made a best of list from this thread and sent it out to my friends.
I have been copying and pasting their responses and that was one of them.
So the dirty meth-heads have ruined mini-thins for us too?
I already can't get sudafed without having to show I.D.
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Posted: 04/04/08 11:07AM ET
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"So the dirty meth-heads have ruined mini-thins for us too?"
No I think it was kids in school and college doing them during team sports and having their hearts give out.
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Posted: 04/04/08 11:07AM ET
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Yep, spauldazzio the meth-heads fucked us. I used to buy a bottle whenever I crossed into WV until they banned them in 99 and could get them out west and in VA until 2004-2005. Then there was an all out US ban. Driving has never been the same
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Posted: 04/04/08 11:11AM ET
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Never go with a hippie to a second location.
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Posted: 04/04/08 11:11AM ET
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"Then there was an all out US ban."
you can still get them in GA I know.
One of my good looking lady friends that I used to see shows with would ask people in the crowd if they had ADD, ask for ritalin, add drugs and she would always get adderol, ritalin.
See shows with good looking women because people give them stuff.
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Posted: 04/04/08 11:24AM ET
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Check in at 6 a.m. on off days. It's like 2 nights for the price of one.
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Posted: 04/04/08 11:33AM ET
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Really sweetchuck,
I really hope that is true, but I am pretty sure that mini-thins, which are still legal, do not contain ephedrine anymore.
I am no expert on this matter having never used crystal meth, but I know in every state I have driven through they are not the real mini-thins anymore.
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Posted: 04/04/08 11:33AM ET
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The guy that owns the Pawn Shop downtown K.C. Missouri will NOT give you enough money for your camera and extra lenses.
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Posted: 04/04/08 11:34AM ET
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only when everyone else is asleep, can you drive off a whole tank of gas without having to stop
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Posted: 04/04/08 11:38AM ET
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Orleans parrish prison is no place for a young white college graduate.
Related note, never walk around with 103 $20's in your pocket at UNO.
And always get a receipt for your possessions when being arrested New Orleans.
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Posted: 04/04/08 11:45AM ET
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"If the Maid Isnt knocking, Its NOT checkout time."
And $5 will get her to go away for another hour or so.
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Posted: 04/04/08 11:46AM ET
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Never eat a KFC buffet while on the road.
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Posted: 04/04/08 11:51AM ET
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generally speaking i have never never never bought good lsd from an African American Dealer
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