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Posted: 04/04/08 7:20PM ET
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chula vista --> irvine = ter
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Posted: 04/04/08 7:21PM ET
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actually if you go to one show more than an hour from home you are def. on tour
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Posted: 04/04/08 7:34PM ET
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"95% of this thread never did a tour."
95% of this thread is glad they don't have 408 shows under their belts.
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Posted: 04/04/08 7:35PM ET
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95% of this thread is glad they don't have 408 shows under their belts.
100% of this statement is false
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Posted: 04/04/08 7:38PM ET
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4 out of 5 statistics are made up on the spot.
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Posted: 04/04/08 7:42PM ET
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havent you used that stat thing out here a few times, head? get some new material.
and yes, it sucked seeing all those shows. i wouldnt wish it on my worst enemy.
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Posted: 04/04/08 7:45PM ET
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2 out of every 3 posts contain some shred of truth
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Posted: 04/04/08 7:50PM ET
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"havent you used that stat thing out here a few times, head?"
nope. must have me confused with someone else. don't let me distract you from your seminar though. school us, hetty guy.
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Posted: 04/04/08 7:50PM ET
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dont to tie a dog to a bumper w/ rope, always use a chain.
dogs can chew through rope.
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Posted: 04/04/08 8:29PM ET
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-keep your balloon, they might run out
-best give a couple of bucks for the kidzz trying to bail their friend out of jail
-my choade area has not been searched
-three dudes in a bathroom stall is not sketchy
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Posted: 04/04/08 8:37PM ET
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"Depending on the amount of acid you eat you should locate said girl who proclaims to handle eating a lot of acid and position yourself either very far or viewing distance from her."
stay away from dudes like this and their girls.
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Posted: 04/04/08 8:39PM ET
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-the green gel tabs on 98 summer tour were the weirdest acid ever
-avoid the green gels but get the puple ones
-wish i had a head stash of the thick purple gels from 98
-avoid indiana at all costs.
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Posted: 04/04/08 11:29PM ET
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a few more:
if someone is wearing a visor, upside down and backwards, their prolly not worth talking to...
if someone acts insulted that you are using a digi to weigh their herb that they wanna sell- it's short as fuck
black guys with Allman Brothers Tour 1996 t-shirts are selling rat turds, not hash or opium
the midwest is pretty worthless, but damn if Phish didn't play some smokin' shows there
greyhound is ALWAYS the last solution
seeing phish in the northeast meant more
serendipity is often confused with Karma
check out the city/town/fruit stand that the band is playing at, if time permits (or even if not, if you don't care), imo, a HUGE part of the "experience"
always let a lesbian couple shack up in your hotel room
jim beam is NOT your friend
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Posted: 04/04/08 11:35PM ET
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Mike doesnt always want to hug on summer tour
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Posted: 04/04/08 11:53PM ET
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that it was a big waste of money with a bunch of lowlifes
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Posted: 04/05/08 12:54AM ET
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That getting busted at a Canadian Customs checkpoint on the border of Maine on the way up to Limestone for IT (we missed the exit) with herb and 3 or 4 pipes results in no legal consequences. Just confiscation.
We went through Canada and cut off all the traffic. Made it in in 2 hours.
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Posted: 04/05/08 1:05AM ET
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Don't play 3-card Monty at the 'Lot Casino'
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Posted: 04/05/08 1:32AM ET
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sometimes its better to follow your heart than your head.
when you reach a critical mass of people the whole is larger than the sum of the parts
sit down before you hit that balloon
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Posted: 04/05/08 1:38AM ET
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its easy to cut in line if you work it
toweling the door is important
most people are asleep
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Posted: 04/05/08 1:44AM ET
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Don't play 3-card Monty at the 'Lot Casino'
that black dude was pretty big, huh?
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Posted: 04/05/08 2:16AM ET
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don't leave your keys in your tent EVER!
driving with loud obnoxious music will get you through the night. as stated earlier, jazz can be deadly.
rolls of toilet paper in the trunk can save your life.
many conversations throughout the day end in "see you at setbreak"
if nobody in the car was awake when you hit that kid in North Carolina and kept going, you're in the clear.
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Posted: 04/05/08 2:23AM ET
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a weber smokey joe grill can literally save your life
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Posted: 04/05/08 2:31AM ET
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"actually if you go to one show more than an hour from home you are def. on tour"
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Posted: 04/05/08 2:33AM ET
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damn, fogot my response.
"actually if you go to one show more than an hour from home you are def. on tour"
how do you figure that?
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Posted: 04/05/08 2:39AM ET
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MT
purple gels...nice.
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Posted: 04/05/08 2:41AM ET
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"We went through Canada and cut off all the traffic. Made it in in 2 hours"
actually buying a detailed "gazateer" or map of maine resulted in the same outcome for me without crossing borders and giving up my herb, after the first year i never waited in traffic for more then an hour, i'd simply drive through carabou, take a few back roads and join the traffic a 1/2 mile from the entrance...
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Posted: 04/05/08 2:43AM ET
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immodium is your friend at festivals
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Posted: 04/05/08 2:48AM ET
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after like 96, always keep that little flyer with the hotels, restaraunts, and show/venue info, handy at all times.
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Posted: 04/05/08 2:56AM ET
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i'd book a motel 6 in every city on tour as soon as tour was announced even before i decided what shows i was going to, all they needed was a name to hold a room till 6pm so if you didn't show, no harm no foul. so if the weather was bad, or you just really needed a cheap room on that particular day one was waiting for you. also, booking a room based on rumors isn't a bad idea, you can always cancel...
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Posted: 04/05/08 3:23AM ET
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if planning to spend the night in a rest area i'd find one on the other side of the highway, a few miles between exits, i'd get off the highway, drive a few miles in the opposite direction to the rest area and in the morning drive a few miles to the next exit and head the other way to the next show. often the rest area on the other side of the highway where all the other people were staying would be dirrectly accross the highway and we'd pull up a cooler to one of the picnic tables, drink beers and watch the steady parade of troppers harrassing the circus that set up 100 yards away on the other side of the highway...
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