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...at Fenway last night while I was outside in the smoking section/pen they've set up for us outcasts. It's out on the sidewalk, fenced-in and almost makes you not want to smoke even after 5 innings worth of Sam Summers.....almost.
She's about 18-19 years old, blonde and friggin HAMMERED.
She slides in close and whispers/slurs, "can I pee out here?"
I look around at the 50-75 people, and the open area where I wouldn't even attempt to sneak a piss at my drunkest and sagely advise her...
"You bet. But you probably want to do it over by that fence where there's less people"
She staggers over. Down go the jean shorts (slowly, as to not fall over), down go the (tiny, black) g-string, down goes this little tart into a squat, and finally...down rains whatever fruity drinks she was obviously a little too happy that they served at Fenway.
I lean over to the guy in full US Navy uniform and ask him if he's ever seen something like this in the Navy, to which he replies, "no - never...you?" as he furiously snaps pictures from his phone.
We laugh and I say this is standard fare at most Phish shows I've been to, but a first at a ballgame for me - especially basically outside on the sidewalk with 50 shocked, gawking smokers.
She finishes up...expertly. Then slowly pulls up the g-string, giving everyone a wonderful view of her manicured lawn. She squeezes up the shorts, treating us once more to a spectacular ass shot as she wriggles them up.
I offer her a smoke (I needed another by then), and she let me know that ...shit, can't make this up: She doesn't smoke.
And then -poof- just like that she stumbled out of our lives, leaving us infinitely richer for the encounter.
So HERE'S to trashy drunk Mass chicks. God love 'em, their total disregard for societal norms, and inability to find their way to the actual ladies room.
Stay classy, Fenway....
She's about 18-19 years old, blonde and friggin HAMMERED.
She slides in close and whispers/slurs, "can I pee out here?"
I look around at the 50-75 people, and the open area where I wouldn't even attempt to sneak a piss at my drunkest and sagely advise her...
"You bet. But you probably want to do it over by that fence where there's less people"
She staggers over. Down go the jean shorts (slowly, as to not fall over), down go the (tiny, black) g-string, down goes this little tart into a squat, and finally...down rains whatever fruity drinks she was obviously a little too happy that they served at Fenway.
I lean over to the guy in full US Navy uniform and ask him if he's ever seen something like this in the Navy, to which he replies, "no - never...you?" as he furiously snaps pictures from his phone.
We laugh and I say this is standard fare at most Phish shows I've been to, but a first at a ballgame for me - especially basically outside on the sidewalk with 50 shocked, gawking smokers.
She finishes up...expertly. Then slowly pulls up the g-string, giving everyone a wonderful view of her manicured lawn. She squeezes up the shorts, treating us once more to a spectacular ass shot as she wriggles them up.
I offer her a smoke (I needed another by then), and she let me know that ...shit, can't make this up: She doesn't smoke.
And then -poof- just like that she stumbled out of our lives, leaving us infinitely richer for the encounter.
So HERE'S to trashy drunk Mass chicks. God love 'em, their total disregard for societal norms, and inability to find their way to the actual ladies room.
Stay classy, Fenway....
A+
Would read again.
Would read again.
this is weird
A+
LOoks hot!
A+
Way to go! Drunk chicks rule.
Custy ...if she wasn't a 10, she was pushin 9.5
A+ phanner
Funny story + pics = Great PTing
Funny story + pics = Great PTing
Awesome
compliance and good story taboot
Post of the Day.
Well fucking done.
Well fucking done.
she pahked the cahr at hahvard yard, alright.
nice ass shot
that is amazing
thank you
thank you
I celebrate you, OP.
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... KEEP IT CLASSY, BOSTON!
nice work
wish I could click on the link at work, maybe this'll stay alive till after
HA!
I came it to say something witty about a number 1. You have exceeded my expectations. Bravo phan...
standing ovation for OP
is this PT or PeeT? meh who cares.
doesn't look blonde to me
well done sir, if more people followed rules like you did, the world would be a better place
bravo
i think i know her.....that ass looks oddly familiar!
after work mt
fantastic...going to craigslist now to wak off before i head to the beach
i just like the use of the word trollop. who are you bob uecker?